This is why I love the Internet

Here is a site where the blogger is attempting to grow every type of beard known to man. He even has two Star Trek related Beards.


Here is a Muttonchop spinoff called the Hulihee.




The rest are available by clicking here

Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose

I am an Obama partisan for many reasons, one of which is that his candidacy promises the first real 21st Century model of governance. Whether or not you're pro-Obama, you'll find this article from the Onion hilarious.

#21 - #3000

The best Pirate ever.
For Michael.

Richard Thompson - Turning of the Tide

A good, live acoustic version:

Batman vs. The Penguin: The Debate

If you had any doubts that The Penguin is a Rovian Republican, this should put your doubts to rest.

From Kristin Bernstein - Tony Soprano

Here is Max Koch imitating the guy that Michael worked with for 6 years!

Crippling to the Campaign

http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/obama_voicemail_message_not

Best Shatner impression I've ever seen

Kevin Pollack:

Happy Belated Birthday, Amy!!

*ahem*

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmyyyyyyyyyyyy,
Happy Birthday to YOU!

Our wish for you is a million more stories like the one below.

*points to the True Story post*

It has become a favorite quote all morning...and I have a feeling it will be following us around for a loooooooooong time!

Much love to you on your Special Day! Love to Michael!

xoxo!

True Story Department

Once upon a time, Paul Tatara was in a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant waiting in line when a woman in front of him ordered a large bucket of fried chicken.

Buyer: "I'd like a 10 piece bucket of Fried Chicken."
KFC worker: "Is that to stay or to go?"
Buyer (now indignant): "Of course it's to go, do you think I am going to sit here and eat a whole bucket of fried chicken?"
KFC worker (nonplussed): "Chill bitch, I don't know your life."

MUST SEE TV

Click on it, grab some popcorn and enjoy!

Origianl Recipe & Extra Crispy!!

Stephen Colbert is pure Genius.


Here is the original O'Reilly Meltdown:


Here is Colbert's meltdown from when he was at a local TV station!!

Couch Potatos!

Because you didn't ask for it, here is every single couch gage ever from The Simpsons!

Who does this man look like?

My wife says NBC's Chuck Todd looks like Jeff Bernstein. Michael thinks he looks like Chris Collins.



As for me, I think Chuck Todd looks like Murray (Rhys Darby) from Flight of the Conchords.

Made me think of Tasha!

This is just too funny not to watch. A dog who likes to have fun!!

Michael's VP Choice

If you don't know who she is, then you need to pay more attention!

Better Know a District

Here's a montage from my favorite Colbert Report segment, "Better Know a District".

I've Got a Feeling

This is my favorite song from the Let It Be album/movie. If this were the future and I had access to the holodeck from Star Trek, I'd want Billy Preston's job, jamming with the holographic Beatles on the holographic rooftop.

This is sad & funny, but more funny than sad

Not much to add here.

Got to love some Bruce!

And Now with More Members!

We are now up to over 100 Members on the mailing list! You've got quite an audience to play to.

Get writing folks!

Message of the Day

Here's a great message from Betsy Palmieri:

Today, Rocco and I were sitting in a restaurant and three women were arguing -
no, DEBATING about Michael Jackson and whether or not he had a geri curl during the
time his hair caught on fire. It was about twenty minutes long (the debate not the hair
style) and it was loud and across the tables from us. All I thought about was, "Hmmm!"
Nothing less, nothing more. I was aching to join in but Rocco shot me a look.

We were somewhere in Brooklyn, right where the five borough bike race was passing.

Which by the way? Looks like fun. Perhaps we can set up a team and we aim for it next year?
Matching helmets for you and Amy to wear? And we can have horns that sound like they
belong in a Burgess Meredith film or somethin'. Maybe tassles on the handle bars, too.

I mean it.

We love you,
Betsy

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Many of us are on the fence about where true creative genius comes from. Does it simply come from the brain? Or is it bigger than that -- is it divinely inspired? Phil Hartman's character is an argument for the latter. It is too sublimely brilliant to have come from a single, puny human mind.